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LOL! THIS CAME UP TO ME WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHOWER! OH GOD! EFFIE <3

Everyone: If you're happy and you know it STAB MAHOGANY
Everyone: *stab* *stab*
Everyone: If you're happy and you know it STAB MAHOGANY
Everyone: *stab* *stab*
Everyone: If you're happy and you know it and you're not afraid to show it, If you're happy and you know it STAB MAHOGANY
Everyone: *stab* *stab*
Effie: MANNERS!

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Parent's Friend: So what career are you thinking about lately?
Me: Mostly Cato, but I think about Marvel a lot, too.
Parent's Friend:
Me:
Parent's Friend:
Me:
Parent's Friend:
Me:
Parent's Friend:
Me: I meant doctor.

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Pretend you're in The Hunger Games being interviewed by Caesar.

Caesar: Tell me, is there a special guy back home?
You: No, not really.
Caesar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face; a pretty lady as you. Tell me.
You: Well, there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
Caesar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks? HAHAHAHA!
You: Thanks, but I don't think winning is going help me at all.
Caesar: And why not?
You: Because ... he is fictional.

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